Wednesday, October 21, 2009

POWER RANKINGS FOR SOME POWER SHANKINGS FOR OTHERS

Week 7-- By Giuseppe

1) Givin' Him The Business (4-2)
- The top 5 was a difficult decision but so far you have had to play the most brutal schedule and your losses have come to only top teams. That's why your number 1 for THIS week. Its time to play Steve Slaton every week. He is worth the gamble and has pooping on teams with his ability to catch passes out in the flat. Nantus is no easy task. With Brady and Welker playing out in Tampa he is going to get a TON of points so be ready for a high scoring affair. @ Givin' Him The Business: Tell peanut Willhoft that I am coming for him in a couple of weeks. Haha I love it

2) Hurricane Nantus (4-2)- Straight Diddy this week leading the league with points and you could of made it worse by playing Sydney Rice instead of Percy Harvin (bone headed by the way). That magical trade could not of happened at a better time and was the deciding factor in your victory this week. Time to give Addai a starting roll on your roster Bush just wont get it worth all that depth in the RB position for New Orleans. Marion Barber and Flacco for Addai and Rice. Get back to me on that.

3) Big Daddy's Eagles (4-2)- Its great to have a deep roster in fantasy football but sometimes when your too deep it can shoot you in the foot. McNabb definitely let you down this week and you can expect him to do that again. Farve starting would of provided you with a victory and gave you the #1 spot hands down. Love the fact that you played Ray Rice instead of Stephen Jackson. Ray is such a stud! Doesn't he remind you of a young Maurice Jones Drew?

4) Special Eli's Money Team (4-2)- I know what your thinking why am I #4 after scoring 101 this week. Simple 50% of your victories have come against your wives team. Its time to beat some real opponents. Your week division is giving you a easy bye into the playoffs but your on my radar for being upset your first game of the playoffs. Lets not look into the future too much because your team is strong and you did just acquire Moss(inconsistent this season) and MJD (I want him so bad). Make me eat my words if you don't like my ranking... beat a worthy opponent.

5) Shanghi Knights (4-2)- Listen you dropped 2 in a row and a Monday night nail biter with Chris put you down here but should be easy to get back up with players coming back from a bye. The RB situation for the Knights have been killing them. McGahee was a bust trade and Morris breaks his ankle on the 1st handoff of the game. Eddie Royal was nice on Monday night but don't expect that to happen every week. Get your RB situation dealt with or you wont even make the playoffs.

6) The Furious River Fish (3-3) Way to put some points up and get a much need victory that places you in the middle of the pack and could get you closer to the top next week. A matchup with Knights is good timing for you as they have dropped 2 in a row. A lot of people wrote off D. Williams this season but he got in done on Sunday. Rothelisberger is throwing a lot more this season and is finding some success maybe picking him 4th in the draft wasn't that bad...haha I was just kidding

7) The Blue Chippers (3-3) Drew Brees played solid for you again and provides the points your going to need all season to win games which might not be that good. Depending on 1 player to get a majority of your points every week wont get you far especially late in the season if they make the playoffs early and may be rested. Its time to make some TRANSACTIONS...haha I bet I am the only one to laugh at that! Crabtree is starting this week and you dropped him. Could be interesting!

8) Party in My Pants (2-4) What can I say? You work harder than everyone else and always fall a little short. The good thing is I think your getting the hang of this fantasy football thing and if we could have a redraft you could of got some better pieces to start with besides Cassel and Vick. What were you thinking? Maybe you can trade your whole team to Michael for Drew Brees? Haha j/k...Mike would you think about it?

9) Back to the Razor (1-5) Even though he beat you twice it doesn't mean he wears the pants around the house we all know that. You still managed to put some points up and Tony Romo is coming back from a bye week. Its time to get excited and turn some things around. We still have 7 games left...anything can happen

10) Team Kontur (1-5) I bet you don't even know if you won or lost? Soooooo....yeah ummmmmm RIGHT! Good luck next week...

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